Names (Names) Names

“Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back.” - Harvey MacKay

It has been quite some time, as is the usual per my blogs these days, since I last wrote about something. However, I noticed something a while ago that I wanted to point out. It has to do with the names of people you see and their meanings. Its a realization that I will compare to that of serial killers and assassins. Have you ever noticed that serial killers always have two names? Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer and the list goes on. However, assassins almost always have three names. James Earl Ray, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman (killed John Lennon), Khioniya Kozmishna Guseva (tried to kill Rasputin), John Wilkes Booth are all assassins given three names. These are some of the most famous killers of all time, and they are separated by middle names...serial killer and assassin. Granted, there will be some anomalies in this assessment, but it is perfectly within the margin of error. Also, names you would use to disprove this thought will most likely be pre twentieth century. This in and of itself isn't the realization or conspiracy I have noticed.

The conspiracy is facebook. All single and unmarried women almost always just use their first and last name on their facebook profile. One reason could be that most women hate at least one of their names, which could be why women want to get married so badly...just to get rid of that name. I am only kidding, but only about the reason to get married. Anyhoo, women not yet married only use two names that make them who they are on the world wide web. Furthermore, married women almost always use names thrice to show the creeping eyes of all those who stalk, who they are. First Maiden (or Middle) Last. Voila, just like that. Kinda strange the correlation of names between killers and women on facebook. I think there is a conspiracy in the air. Not only on the naming of killers, but the use of names on facebook. Of course one could say this is not the case, these women only want to make it easier to be found...Then why are there those in the margin of error that do not want to be found? Because serial killers are the ones who do not want to be found! They are the ones who hide in the shadows evading capture for extended periods of time! Coincidence? I think not.

In fact, there are whispers of Illuminati involvement, but i cant say much more. Congress likes to spend its time well on wonderful investigations that have to do with the welfare of this country, and I think this is one of those instances. I call upon the government to get to the bottom of this. Use all that time you seem to be able to waste and use it for the good of America...get to the bottom of the facebook conspiracy.

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